100+ Hilarious Booty Quotes & Captions for Instagram (2025)

I’m Cuban, so I like a bit of curve. I just want my booty to have a little lift!

Built for comfort and speed 🏃‍♀️🍑

If you got a booty, you’re going to dance to disco, funk, you know, whatever’s going on. Funk is going to be involved in it.

Blessed with a little extra 🍑✨

Peach season, all year long 🍑🌞

Keep calm and love your curves 🧘‍♀️💖

Shaking what my mama gave me 🙌🍑

If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty.

My best accessory is my backside 💎👌

Turning heads one cheek at a time 😉🔥

I feel like my figure is a challenge because I’m quite flat-chested but I’ve got a booty so I’ve got to look for the right things.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I ain’t no movie star, man. I’m a booty star.

Proud of my progress, back and front 💯🍑

I’m not a corny-ass booty freak! I’m the greatest musician of all time.

Stay humble, but that booty ain’t 😏🍑

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I’m just a booty star.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

Booty goals in progress 💪🍑

Cake is my spirit food… and shape 🎂😂

Gravity and I are not friends ⬇️🙅‍♀️

Booty so big, it needs its own seat 🪑🍑

Call me Winnie the Pooh ‘cause I got that Pooh booty 🍯🐻

Warning: Jiggles when laughing ⚠️😂

My bum’s a whole mood 😌🍑

My rear view is the best view 😂👀

99% booty, 1% attitude 😤🍑

My booty has its own zip code 📬🍑

“Does this make my butt look big?” …Yes, thank you! 🙏😂

Booty gains are the best gains.

Soft like marshmallows 🍡💖

It’s kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty.

Nothing retains less desire in art, in science than this will for industry, booty, and possession.

Present brighter than your future.

Perky and proud 🌸🍑

Cute butt, don’t give a what 😘💁‍♀️

Someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.

Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They’ve gotten really detailed.

I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it.

Tiny but takes up space 🌟🍑

Socrates said the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty

Booty game is strong.

Bootyful inside and out ✨💖

Bum hugs > real hugs 🤗🍑

Sweet as a peach 🍑🍬

My sunshine comes from behind ☀️😉

Like your booty don’t stink.

Little booty, big dreams ✨💕

Hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave.

Smol but mighty 💪🍑

I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.

Peach perfection in progress 🌟🍑

Back it up! 🚚😂

Jiggle on the beat 🎵😜

No crumbs left 🍰✅

My peach is a peace of art 🎨🍑

Fuzzy on the outside, sweet underneath 🥰🍑

Sun-kissed and peachy 🌞🍑

Cake by the ocean 🍰🌊

Too blessed to be stressed 🙏🍑

Built for cuddles 🧸🍑

Juicy peach vibes only 🍹🍑

Big bum energy 🍑⚡

Booty: full HD 🖥️🍑

Ripe, round, and ready 🍑⏰

Always in season 🍑❤️

Life’s peachy with this bum 🍑🌼

100% organic peach 🍃🍑

Dumptruck certified 🛻🍑

Wobble but don’t fall 🥴🍑

Sweet, summery, and a little cheeky 😜🍑