199 Best WhatsApp Status Captions and Quotes

Last updated on March 7th, 2024 at 08:13 am

The WhatsApp Messenger platform is the most popular for sharing everything we want to say with our friends and family. Even a layman can use it because it’s so simple and easy to use. A collection of the best WhatsApp Status Captions to make you stand out from the rest. These quotes will help you express your thoughts and feelings clearly. Find the perfect captions for your WhatsApp status today!

WhatsApp is a quick & handy messenger, we can use to send short & precise text & video messages to our loved ones. Sharing our views or feelings with others through this medium is one of the best ways to communicate. You’ll find awesome status quotes for friends, romantic captions for girlfriends, and funny pictures with captions for WhatsApp if you keep reading.

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Best WhatsApp Status Captions and Quotes

So why not use these captions to motivate others via WhatsApp Status or DP? Features such as text, Audio & video calls, message delete features, profile pictures, and much more. We have for you Short WhatsApp Status Quotes for Whatsapp use them on your DP or Status.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

When people hate you for no reason, give them a reason.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

I never insult people. I only describe them.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.

The only thing stopping you from fulfilling your dreams is you.

Even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.

The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status…

If life scares you, you’re doing it right.

I love my job – when I’m on vacation.

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Best WhatsApp Status Captions Lines

Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

I need Google in my brain.

Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

I really need six months of vacation – twice a year.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

I’m not really online. It’s just an optical illusion.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Short WhatsApp Status Quotes & Captions

Good morning – it’s time to wake up and live.

You really never know what you have – until you clean your room.

You don’t need a reason to help people.

With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet.

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

Today is a good day to be happy.

Look for respect – not attention. It lasts so much longer.

Sometimes we just have to let things go.

Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

No expectations, No disappointments.

I need Google in my brain.

Today, I decided to be happy. I heard it’s good for your health.

If you don’t chase your dreams, you can’t catch them.

You can’t influence the world if you’re too busy trying to be like it.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.

Funny Whatsapp Status Captions

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking

Are You DRUNK?

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

That Amazing Moment.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Captions for Whatsapp DP

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

I don’t trust words,I TRUST ACTIONS.

Friends show their love in times of trouble

No man is useless while he has a friend.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

Only you can make me happy when I’m sad.

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.

I got less but I got best!

Every story has an end but in life every ending is just a new beginning.

Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Yes, I’m crazy normal is boring for me.

Short WhatsApp Status Captions & Quotes

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

Best Friends make the good times better and bad times easier.

Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!

If I agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.

I’m not trying to be different. To me, I’m just being myself.

Follow your inner moonlight; don’t hide the madness.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

No matter what I feel, I hold the assurance that God never leaves me.

I love friends I can be crazy with.

Am I just crazy or falling in love?

Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

Trust in God, But lock your car.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there!

Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.

Life goes on… With or without you!

You are the most beautiful flower..in my garden of friendship, remain the same forever.

Whatsapp Status Quotes for Friends

Friends say go do it, best friends say let’s go do it.

Life is nothing without friends.

Forever and Always.

Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

Best friends are forever. That’s why they’re called BFFs.

Friends show their love in times of trouble.

The only way to have a best friend is to be one.

Friends are recipe to life.

Friends make life memorable.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave & impossible to forget.

Silence is the true friend that never betrays.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are like stars; they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest…It’s about who came and never left your side.

A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

Friends become our chosen family.

Friends are God’s way of looking after us.

Memories keep a song in your heart.

Whatsapp Status One Word

Glamorous

Shopaholic

Weeeeeeekend

Sisterhood

Always

Dieting

Magic

Flawless

Unforgettable

Soul mate

Bae

Balance

Beautiful

Mine

Daydreaming

Badassy

Alive

Moments

Adventures

Band

Besties

Blessed

Obsessed

Trust

Butterflies

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His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I stopped fighting with my inner demons.

Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

Save water – Drink beer!

SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

Stars can’t shine without darkness

Love is friendship set on fire.

I got less, but I got best!

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Our friends make our world.

Sleep all your troubles away.

Whatsapp Status Love

I won’t deny that I like you. Neither would I admit.

In love Never say “Sorry”!

True love has a habit of coming back.

Love is a great beautifier.

Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

Love is the greatest refreshment in life.

Love has no limits.

If our love is true, it will always find a way.

There is No Scale To Measure the love.

I live for you. I breathe for you. And, I love you.

Bees love honey…people love money…but I LOVE YOU

Fall in love not in line.

All I need is your love.

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

You looking most amazing, wonderful, fantastic, smart, charming, dazzling

Love conquers all.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.

Love in Life, Make the life beautiful.

I will love you until the stars go out and the tides no longer turn.

I can’t stop missing you.

If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.

Love is real, real is love.

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