50 Best George Washington Pick Up Lines & Rizz

Looking for some amazingly funny lines for President’s Day? These George Washington Pick Up Lines and Rizz might be the best pick-up lines, they will add a humorous twist to President’s Day celebrations for sure. 

George Washington was not only a great leader but he is one of the most respected and influential figures in American history. Explore the lighter side of history with these engaging and funny George Washington pick up lines. Great phrases for sharing with your social media posts with your friends.

10 Short George Washington Pick up Lines

Are you the Constitution? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

The rest of my life would be spent with you if I were George Washington and you were Martha.

You must be as beautiful as the American flag because just like George Washington, I pledge my allegiance to you.

Short George Washington Pick up Lines

You must be the George Washington of my dreams because I can’t stop thinking about you.

Just like George Washington was the father of our country, I can be the father of your heart. Will you give me a chance?

I don’t have a Continental Army to fight for your love, but I do have my undying devotion to you, my dear.

Every time I thought of you, I could have financed the Revolutionary War myself.

Are you Mount Vernon? Because I can’t imagine my future without you in it.

Are you George Washington? Because you’ve got me pledging my heart to you.

I may not be able to give you a tour of Mount Vernon, but I can show you a good time. How about a romantic picnic in the park?

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Best George Washington Pickup Lines

Are you the Delaware River? Because I’d love to make a crossing with you.

Excuse me, miss, but I’m feeling a bit revolutionary today. Care to join me in starting a new chapter of history together?

I may not have wooden teeth like George Washington, but I do have a heart of gold that beats for you.

Is your name Martha? Because I feel like I’ve just found my first lady.

Are you a cherry tree? Because I cannot tell a lie – you’re looking stunning.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes like I did in the Battle of Trenton.

If I were to sign the Declaration of Independence, I would definitely write your name in as my one true love.

Best George Washington Pickup Lines

Do you have a musket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I may not have wooden teeth, but I’d still love to sink them into a conversation with you.

Do you believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Because spending time with you is all three.

Funny George Washington Pick up Lines

If George Washington were alive today, he’d be impressed with your independence – and so am I!

Is your name George? Because you’ve just become the first president of my heart.

Are you the Revolutionary War? Because my heart is fighting for independence, and you’re winning.

Do you have a tricorn hat? Because you’ve got me falling head over heels for you.

If George Washington had met you, he might have crossed the Delaware just to get to your side.

Funny George Washington Pick up Lines

Are you sure you’re not a cherry tree? Because I can’t resist the urge to come clean about how much I like you.

Is that a wooden denture in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If George Washington had social media, our relationship status would be ‘founding something special.’

Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re the one I want to have in my wallet for the rest of my life.

Are you my personal Constitution? Because spending time with you guarantees the pursuit of happiness.

President’s Day Pick Up Lines and Rizz

Are you a national holiday? Because you’ve got me celebrating like it’s Presidents’ Day!

If our love were a constitution, it would definitely be the supreme law of my heart.

Is it just me, or are you the reason they added extra stars to the flag?

Are you the Oval Office? Because I’d like to be the president of your heart.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternal presidential term.

Are you Mount Rushmore? Because you’ve got my heart carved in stone.

Is your love like a presidential election? Because I’m ready to cast my vote for you.

President's Day Pick Up Lines and Rizz

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I declare my affection in multiple terms?

Is your name Abraham? Because you’ve just emancipated my heart.

Are you the White House? Because I’m ready for a tour of your heart’s chambers.


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