Animals are the cutest and innocent creatures not selfish as humans. Dog and Cats are the common pet around us, now other big animals are also a part of our family such as Lions, elephants, crocodiles, snakes & more. Showcase your love using Animal Pick Up Lines works great for Instagram photos.
You can take selfies with cute animals, social media platforms made things easy for us, click pictures and share them with captions as animal pick-up lines clean, I am pretty sure your followers will love it.
You can have a good time at Zoo with kids and family, visiting the zoo not just for fun but also you can learn more about these beautiful animals/creatures. Show love and caring attitude for animals as they have equally contributed to balancing the ecosystem.
10 SHORT Animal Pick Up Lines
Hey, baby. Do those stripes go all the way down?
Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
Can I kill you a deer?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Girl I’m gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
Do you have any lice with that shake?
Can i rub your foot for luck?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbelievable.
If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
Best Animal Pick Up Lines
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Baby you be the tree and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and fuck like animals!
Do you handle chickens because of your good with cock$?
Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pu$sy.
Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard’s for flavor.
Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Baby when you’re near me my heart beats like a hedgehog’s. That’s about 300 beats a minute.
Girl your like a trophy bass I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you!
Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a dog? Because I’d like to throw you a bone.
Do you like Sea World? because your about to be in my splash zone.
I have the necessary “koalafications” to make you happy girl.
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi.
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
FUNNY Animal Pick Up Lines | Animal Crossing Pick Up Lines
If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
I must have been a really good boy because you’re a real treat.
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I heard you’re into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpuss!
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine ass!
Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
