101 Dark Pick Up Lines: Funny & Edgy for Tinder (Boys/Girls)

I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.

Are you a grave? I’m falling for you six feet deep⚰️❤️

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad.

You want to call the cops. Go ahead, and see who comes first.

You must be death, because you’ve taken my breath away. 💀💕

Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.

Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.

Are you a storm? Because you’ve left chaos in my soul. ⛈️🖤

Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.

I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.

How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!

I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed.

Are you eternal night? I have no future without you, ❤️

You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.

Are you a zombie? 🧠 ‘Cause I’m dying for your brain.

Is your name Thanos? 💍 Because you snapped me right up.

Are you a haunted house? 🏚️ Because I wanna explore your insides.

Is your smile a knife? 🔪 Because it’s sharp enough to kill.

Are you a black hole? 🌌 ‘Cause you’re pulling me into the void.

Did you steal my heart? ❤️‍🔥 Or am I just having a heart attack?

Are you a demon? 😈 ‘Cause you’re dangerously tempting.

If you were poison ☣️, I’d sip you slow.

Are you a crypt? 🔐 ‘Cause I wanna unlock your secrets.

Is your love a curse? ⚰️ ‘Cause I’ll sign the contract.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Is your heart a dungeon? I’m stuck in it forever. 🏰💔

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

There’s a tornado, come in my basement.

Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.

I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.

You’re like a venomous flower—deadly, but I can’t resist you. 🌹🖤

How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.

Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.

Do you have a black candle? Because you’ve lit the dark corners of my heart. 🕯️💘

I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops.

Wow! I could never have guessed that you look way better in person than I have been seeing through my telescope.

You want to call the cops. Go ahead, and see who comes first.

Are you a crypt? I do so because I wish to keep my secrets with you. 🔒💀

I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off.

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition?

What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.

Are you a black hole? Because you’ve pulled me in and I can’t escape. 🌌🖤

I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.

Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.

You’ve been following me everywhere so you must be a shadow. 🌑💔

If you ever want a first kid, you will get in bed with me.

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I can’t take them off you.

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

You must be the dark, because I’m drawn to you in ways I can’t explain. 🌘❤️

Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?

How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back

Cute dark pick up lines

Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.

You must be the moon, because even in the darkness, you light up my life. 🌕🖤

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.

Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch of mysteries that haven’t been solved.

Are you a black hole? Cause you got me trapped & I can’t get away. 🌌🖤

Are you a knife? 🔪 Because you cut right through me.

Is your name Death? ☠️ ‘Cause you take my breath away.

Are you a ghost? 👻 Because you haunt my dreams.

If beauty was poison ☠️, I’d drink you every night.

Are you a graveyard? ⚰️ ‘Cause I feel buried in your eyes.

You must be a vampire 🧛‍♀️… ‘Cause you make my heart stop.

Is that a noose? 🪢 Or are you just happy to hang out with me?

Are you cursed? 🔮 Because I can’t look away.

If I die tonight 💀, will you be my last vision?

You’re like a black hole 🌑… pulling me into the darkness.

My love life’s a horror movie 🎬… Wanna be my next victim?

Roses are red 🌹, graveyards are blue ⚰️… I’m kinda cursed, how ‘bout you?

Are you a serial killer? 🔪 …’Cause you just stole my heart.

If I vanish tonight 🌑, will you be my alibi?

Wanna commit a crime? 🚔 …Stealing my heart doesn’t count 😉.

Are you a poltergeist? 👻 ‘Cause you make my bed shake.

Are you a haunted doll? 🪆 …’Cause I’m weirdly into you.

If aliens abduct us 👽, you’re my first pick.

My therapist says I need love 💔… so, you up for an experiment? 🔬

Let’s be like Romeo & Juliet ⚔️… minus the dying part. Maybe.