Last updated on February 11th, 2025 at 05:08 pm
You can capture someone’s attention with a Dark Pick Up Lines. If someone uses these one-liners, don’t make cheesy comments about them. Dark Humor Pick Up Lines are not typical pick-up lines, they are a bit more serious.
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Why do we stick with ordinary lines? Now that things have changed, why not change how you express what you used to be? Rather than using the traditional method to attract someone, why not try Funny Dark Pick Up Lines?
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10 Short Dark Pick Up Lines
- I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.
- Are you a grave? I’m falling for you six feet deep⚰️❤️
- Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad.
- You want to call the cops. Go ahead, and see who comes first.
- You must be death, because you’ve taken my breath away. 💀💕
- Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.
- Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
- Are you a storm? Because you’ve left chaos in my soul. ⛈️🖤
- Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
- I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.
- How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
- I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed.
- Are you eternal night? I have no future without you, ❤️
- You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
Dark Humor Pick Up Lines Funny
- Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
- Is your heart a dungeon? I’m stuck in it forever. 🏰💔
- I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
- There’s a tornado, come in my basement.
- Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
- I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
- You’re like a venomous flower—deadly, but I can’t resist you. 🌹🖤
- How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
- Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
- Do you have a black candle? Because you’ve lit the dark corners of my heart. 🕯️💘
- I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops.
- Wow! I could never have guessed that you look way better in person than I have been seeing through my telescope.
- You want to call the cops. Go ahead, and see who comes first.
- Are you a crypt? I do so because I wish to keep my secrets with you. 🔒💀
- I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off.
- How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition?
- What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
- Are you a black hole? Because you’ve pulled me in and I can’t escape. 🌌🖤
- I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.
- Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?
- Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.
- You’ve been following me everywhere so you must be a shadow. 🌑💔
- If you ever want a first kid, you will get in bed with me.
- There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I can’t take them off you.
- I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- You must be the dark, because I’m drawn to you in ways I can’t explain. 🌘❤️
- Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?
- How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back
- Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
- You must be the moon, because even in the darkness, you light up my life. 🌕🖤
- Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.
- Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch of mysteries that haven’t been solved.
- Are you a black hole? Cause you got me trapped & I can’t get away. 🌌🖤
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