Straightforward Dumb Pick Up Lines 51+ That are FUNNY!

Last updated on March 19th, 2021 at 05:04 pm

Check out Collect Dumb Pick Up Lines You can use on a lighter note. In parties or in social gathering people use Stupid Cheesy Pick Up Lines or sentences to get the attention.

Dumb Pick Up Lines

Sometimes we are confused what to say, to pass on hilarious, cheesy & funny comments we are struck sometimes and fiddling for words. To get these handy words on the spur of the moment, we have for you Stupid But Funny Pick Up Lines use them to make people laugh.

We also have one-liner ready to use Stupid Dirty Pick Up Lines, also have an exclusive collection for girls to use Dumb Pick Up Lines For Him.

10 Short Dumb Pick Up Lines

NO 1#: If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

NO 2#: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

NO 3#: I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

NO 4#: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

NO 5#: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

NO 6#: Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

NO 7#: You know what would look great on you? Me.

NO 8#: Can I read your T shirt in brail?

NO 9#: I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

NO 10#: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Stupid Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
  • Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
  • Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
  • Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
  • You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
  • If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

Dumb Funny Pick Up Lines for Him/Her

  • You must be from Mexico, because I feel like you’re the Juan for me.
  • I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!
  • I’m from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?
  • Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  • Do you like plums? How about a date?
  • You must be an orphanage. Because I need to give you a couple of kids.


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