Grab Attention! With 67 Clever Creepy Pick Up Lines Funny

Last updated on January 25th, 2023 at 02:51 pm

Unleash your childlike innocence and add a touch of mystery with these Creepy Pick Up Lines. These would be useful when you are unpleasant about something or somebody.

Creepy pick up lines

In the previous post, we have given you the Best Tinder Lines & Funny Smooth Pick Up Lines used when chatting. Now in this article, we have come up with an awesome collection of weird or Creepy Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy.

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Be cautious while using Creepy Pick Up Lines Funny, another person might be upset or disappointed. Sometimes it is needed in retaliation. Hope you enjoy reading the entire collection based on weird or creepy lines.

10 Short Creepy Pick Up Lines

NO 1#: Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

NO 2#: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

NO 3#: Got two nipples for a dime?

NO 4#: I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon.

NO 5#: I just want to be friends ~ with your insides

NO 6#: I’d suck a fart out of your ass.

NO 7#: Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.

NO 8#: Can I read your t-shirt in braille.

NO 9#: I wanna eat your shit on bread!

NO 10#: My couch pulls out, but I don’t.

BEST Creepy Pick Up Lines

  • Come on, Im a friend of your dad. the last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement
  • There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
  • Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink.
  • I made a blood painting for you.
  • I love you more than my jar of fingers.
  • You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
  • You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
  • My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
  • You remind me of my sister….In a romantic way.
  • Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
  • Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
  • You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
  • I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I love you.
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

Creepy Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy | Girl

  • Remember when you said my nose was weird? I cut it off! Can we go out now?
  • I secretly changed my name to your name, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.
  • May I have a piece of your toenail clippings to tape to my eyeglass lens?
  • Just thought I would let you know, today is our negative two year anniversary.
  • Let me spell my love for you STALKER!!
  • That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
  • I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
  • You can call me baby, because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months.
  • You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
  • I wish I could sew myself to you.


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