Every law professional or law student must explore this damn good collection of Lawyer Pick Up Lines that include serious and funny.
Law-based pick up lines for all lawyer professions that include paralegal, attorneys, advocate, law office, and people of legal knowledge.
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Boys or girls studying law or working professionals want to hit back people in the law field, try these funny, flirty laws pick up lines that work for you. Also, share this list with people related to this field.
10 SHORT Lawyer Pick Up Lines
- Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
- Is your estate subject to open?
- I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
- I really like how you fill out a brief.
- Baby, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.
- Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.
- How about practising some lateral equality?
- Want me to save you even just for tonight?
- Let me show you my mens rea.
- Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
BEST Law Pick up Lines | Lawyer Puns
Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.
Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally beautiful.
Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
I can never move past how beautiful and brilliant you are especially when you talk about law.
Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you won’t have standing.
I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
Ohh how did that gavel went under your pants? That’s not a gavel? Interesting.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
My ratio decidendi wanted so much to discover, search and explore your dictum.
Are you my lawyer? Because you should be definitely screwing me.
I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
I am not demanding for an easement. As long as we are making each other happy that’s fine.
Yes I can be negligent with other things but I will not, I promise be negligent with your heart.
Hey, I’m poly, expressio unius non est exclusio altius.
It is against my own made-up law to treat girls badly so you are so lucky baby girl.
I have the ability to turn the lawyer thing off and act like a normal human when I leave the office.
Baby you’re thiccer than my ConLaw casebook.
I found everything about you beautiful but that is not because you study law but maybe yes.
Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.
I am willing to get a life sentence with you and for that’s not bad at all.
They call me Learned Hand for a reason.
You save everyone from punishments but who saves you?
Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
Want me to play your part as a lawyer tonight? For a change?
Shall we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages?
I need someone to look through these briefs.
If your mouth was as learned as your hand, baby I’d be in heaven.
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