Take advantage of these funny Lawyer Pick Up Lines to win your potential client’s heart. From puns to clever jokes, these lines are guaranteed to get a smile out of even the toughest judge.
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Whether you’re studying law or working in the legal field, these funny, flirty law pick up lines will help you make a good first impression. Don’t forget to share this list with your colleagues in this field.
10 SHORT Lawyer Pick Up Lines
- Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
- Is your estate subject to opening?
- I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
- I really like how you fill out a brief.
- Baby, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.
- Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
- How about practicing some lateral equality?
- Want me to save you even just for tonight?
- Let me show you my mens rea.
- Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me. 😎
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- Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.
- Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- If I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally beautiful. 😍
- Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
- I can never move past how beautiful and brilliant you are especially when you talk about law.
- Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close. 😉
- In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you won’t have standing.
- I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
- Ohh how did that gavel go under your pants? That’s not a gavel? Interesting.
- Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
- I don’t know if I have to stand, but I’d love to court you.
- I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you? 😇
- My ratio decidendi wanted so much to discover, search and explore your dictum.
- Are you my lawyer? Because you should be definitely screwing me.
- I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
- I am not demanding an easement. As long as we are making each other happy that’s fine. 🤓
- Yes, I can be negligent with other things but I will not, I promise to be negligent with your heart.
- Hey, I’m poly, expressio unius non est exclusio altius.
- It is against my own made-up law to treat girls badly so you are so lucky, baby girl.
- I have the ability to turn the lawyer thing off and act like a normal human when I leave the office.
- Baby, you’re thicker than my ConLaw casebook.
- I found everything about you beautiful but that is not because you study law but maybe yes.
- Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart. 😍
- I am willing to get a life sentence with you and that’s not bad at all.
- They call me Learned Hand for a reason.
- You save everyone from punishments but who saves you?
- Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality. 😉
- Want me to play your part as a lawyer tonight? For a change?
- Shall we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages?
- I need someone to look through these briefs.
- If your mouth was as learned as your hand, baby I’d be in heaven. 😉
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