Last updated on February 7th, 2024 at 05:33 am
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Best R-Rated Pick Up Lines
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
Do I have to sign for your package?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my peni$.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
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R-Rated Dirty Pick Up lines
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Is your name winter? ‘Cause you’ll be coming soon.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
Let’s play house! You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you.
I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
I’m not usually into hunting but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
I’m gonna have $ex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
