Technologies are drastically changed over the years, Robot is such technology that reduces the human task to large extent. If you are a Robot lover and searching for the right lines, then explore the following compilation of Robot Pick Up Lines that include Dirty Jokes based on Robots.
Some advanced countries like Japan made robots user friendly, can be used for different purpose like day to day work at home, restaurants, shopping malls & more.
You have to see Robotic movies full of entertainment, and power-packed actions that are unique on their own. If you want to flirt with someone, check this is out Robot flirt lines that work fine with boys and girls.
10 Short Robot Pick Up Lines
Can you lube my joint.
Do you got a free port for me to plug into?
You are making my floppy drive hard.
Hey baby, what’s your OS?
I’ll deep-clean your systems!
You are so hot you need to be water cooled.
Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
Don’t worry I just got turing tested.
Beep Beep Boop Beep $ex!
Can I have your ip number? I seem to have lost mine.
FUNNY Robot Pick Up Lines | Robots Dirty Jokes
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.
Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
I support portrait and landscape modes.
I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-skeleton.
Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
My docking station or yours?
I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours.
I’m going to void your warranty!
Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
I’ll deep-clean your systems!
I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
I’ll deep clean your systems.
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
If I were a function(), would you call me?
Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
My scanners detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source.
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
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