Excellent selection of Farmer Pick Up Lines dedicated to all farmers around the world. The farmers are the great people on this planet, working day and night for every one of us.
Over time we have been witnessing a lot of development in the agricultural field, with advancement in Agri technology has changed the way of farming what we do a few decades ago. We have assembled ready-to-use farmer pick-up lines funny based on the agricultural equipment used in farming.
10 Short Farmer Pick Up Lines
The way you moo attracts me like no other!
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
It’s funny how slippery this jam is!
Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!
I’m a stud owner. Would you like to be one too?
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
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Hey, I’m outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
As an apiarist, I know a sweet flower when I see one.
Now you know I’m a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?
I won’t tell you what I grow but I’ll give you a hint, sweetpotato.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can’t look pastures.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I’m not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot.
Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Sure, I grow vegetables, not jewellery, but even I know the more carats the better.
Look, I can’t wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum.
Hey honey… oh, sorry. I’m a beekeeper and it’s a force of habit. I’ll buzz off now.
I’ll bring you a sammich while you’re working hard.
These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
I would love to see the way you farm.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I’ll tell you how many acres I farm.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement…
I’m a grain producer but I’m sure tired of going silo.
I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.