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11 SHORT Medical Pick Up Lines
- My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
- Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
- ICU in my dreams.
- I have my own multi-positional bed.
- Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform?
- I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away.
- Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
- Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
- Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!
- Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
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You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Who needs a CPR when I have you?
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.
In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? smooth or rough?
Is that a tumour in your penis or are you just happy to see me.
Is your name Neosporin, because i’d like to rub you on my body.
You raise my dopamine levels.
Stand a little closer, baby, and I’ll bring palpitations to your liver.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
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Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.