Incredible collection of funny and strange Doctor Pick Up Lines dedicated to medical professionals. We have compiled a list based on Doctors, Nurses, health experts, and hospitals.
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10 SHORT Doctor Pick Up Lines
- Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?
- I have a big stethascope.
- Do you have a fever? Because you look hot!
- I am an organ donor, need anything?
- We’re both going to be doctors. Let’s F*ck!
- Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.
- Every time i regenerate, my penis gets bigger.
- My heart beats only for one person…You and you alone.
- Eating an apple everyday won’t keep me away from you!
- Talking to you triggers my asthma. Is that even possible?
BEST doctor pick up lines Funny, dirty & More!
I am burning up the minute you walked in the room looking hot like that.
Can you clearly hear what my heart is telling you? Your name.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
Doctor, my heart is broken and I am absolutely sure you can fix this.
Are you a cardiologist? Because I want you to have my heart in this lifetime.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Are you a cardiologist? Because I wanted you to take care of my heart.
Babe I want to dissect your brain to see if you’re thinking of me too!
Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
I am the Doctor but why does it feel like I am the one who needs you.
Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
You took good care of me, doctor. Want to take care of me in this lifetime?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
I hope to hell that this doctor-patient bond we have goes beyond in this four cornered room.
You are safe with me. Because I have got all sort of protection here.
Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
Doctor, I have been here for three straight days and you still never fail to take my breath away.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
This isn’t heaven Ma’am. Oops, I thought you are an angel.
Are you my appendix? Cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.