15 Best German Pick Up Lines FUNNY & Cheesy in English

Last updated on February 26th, 2024 at 02:38 am

Specially selected list of German Pick Up Lines in German style, some of them hilarious & cheesy one-liners, I am sure you can’t afford to miss it!

German is an awesome language one can easily learn, if you have German friends you can exchange these catchy german related pick up lines during chatting.

German Pick Up Lines

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You can feel it or learn few sentences in the German language by exploring german related pick-up lines. Don’t forget to syndicate this list within your friend circle or on social media sites like Instagram, Facebook, Telegram, Tinder & more.

BEST German Pick Up Lines in English

Ich steh’ auf dich. (I’m into you.)

I will use German-related pick-up lines if that is the only way to your heart.

Your name, dear? Because I would love to know a lovely German like you.

I know you’ve seen a lot of beautiful German women but have you seen your face lately?

I heard you’re interested in German language. Want to study with me tonight?

Willst du mein Freund/meine Freundin sein? (Do you want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?)

You look a lot like you came out directly from the some kind of paradise with your beauty.

I love my language class but I love you more than I love language itself.

I am not only interested in your body but how your German mind works as well.

Are you a German fork? Cos I want you on the end of my sausage.

My day is not complete without seeing your pretty face, German girl!

Are all of German girls look like you? Or it is just you because your beauty is indescribable.

Being anywhere near you during German class make it bearable.

All diese Kurven und ich hab keine Bremsen! (All those curves and I don’t have any brakes.)

Girl, our story would be a two different people with different race but still fell in love.

Ich bin bis über beide Ohren verliebt. (I’m head over heels in love.)

I am fluent in German language. Want to try my skills then have a dinner with me tonight.

Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I’d do anything to be German.

Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

You’re so goth I’m gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

Wow! lookit those tips! Are they german or french?

I do not want to meet other German girls I am sure you are the most beautiful of them all.

I like to think that I’m like the Germans, since I can do both sides at once.

I heard you love their history. Want to come with me at the museum and talk about that?

Are you German? Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench.

Ich liebe dich. (I love you.) !! or Ich hab’ dich lieb. (Love ya.)

Do you want to know what heaven looks like in my room, specifically in my bed tonight?

Your beauty looks exotic like you came from another planet.

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