60+ Most Offensive Pick Up Lines and Rizz

Last updated on January 9th, 2025 at 12:27 pm

Have you ever thought about what is the need for Offensive Pick Up Lines and Rizz? When somebody offended you or passed an unpleasant comment or insult at some point? The situation becomes serious and you can’t handle the situation anymore then it a time to turn the tables. All you need is handy words that say on your behalf, so Funny Offensive Pick Up Chat Lines.

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Assorted Offensive Pick Up Lines and Rizz to handle situations like insulting, awkward, mean, etc. When you are in such a situation you can use them wisely & save time and energy.

Short Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I feel disconnected every time you’re around.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
You must be a parking ticket, but not because you’re fine—because you’re ruining my day.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Your mouth is so beautiful you will never be pregnant.

You look fabulous! … for your age.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Are you my phone? Because I keep looking at you, even though nothing’s there.
You must be good at math because you just subtracted my standards.
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
You remind me of a broken clock—right twice a day, but otherwise useless.
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.

Offensive Pick Up Lines Tinder

Are you a loan? Because you’re becoming a huge burden with no payoff.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your profile pictures.
Are you a magician? Because every time I talk to you, you make my patience disappear.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine until I forget it?
Are you a camera? Every time I see your profile, I smile.

Most Offensive Pick Up Lines Funny

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
I know you’re very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Hey baby, there is a party in your mouth, and everybody’s coming Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind, but you didn’t make it far.
Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy! Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
You know what they say, bae, the thicker the thighs the sweeter the prize.

How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh, you like dirty dicks then?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
You must be my GPA, because you just keep dropping.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I know you’re very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.

Rude Pick Up Lines for Her/Him

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.