Last updated on January 9th, 2025 at 10:18 am
These Mean Pick Up Lines will be a great conversations starter with humor and sarcasm like never before. In the last article, we have provided you with Dumb & offensive pick up lines. Here are some hilarious Double Meaning Pick Up Lines you’ll love.
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These may be useful when chatting or a heated argument. Sometimes we are short of a word, and we don’t know what to say then. We have Pick Up Line Definition will solve the problem of any sort.
Short Mean Pick Up Lines
- Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my patience all day.
- Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
- Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- You look like trash, may I take you out?
- Are you a mirror? Because I don’t like what I’m seeing.
- Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
- Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
- You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
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Best Mean Pick Up Lines
- My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
- You must be my ex, because you’re giving me bad vibes.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by and hurt you again?
- Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Are you a book? Just because I think I’ll put you back on the shelf.
- Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
- For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
- Are you an elevator? Because you bring me down.
- Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
- You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
- Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
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Insulting Pick Up Lines
- A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
- Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
- Are you a speed bump? Because you’re slowing me down.
- You’re my GPS, always sending me in the wrong direction.
- There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
- Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
- Are you a cloud? Because you’re not letting me shine.
- I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
- Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
- You must be a phone, because you’ve got everyone ignoring me.
- Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!
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