Mean Pick Up Lines are a clever way to approach people.
These may be useful when chatting or a heated argument. Sometimes we are short of a word, and we don’t know what to say then. We have Pick Up Line Definition will solve the problem of any sort.
10 Short Mean Pick Up Lines
No.1#: Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
No.2#: Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
No.3#: Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
No.4#: Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
No.5#: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
No.6#: You look like trash, may I take you out?
No.7#: Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
No.8#: What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
No.9#: Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
No.10#: You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
BEST of Mean Pick Up Lines
- My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.
- Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
- For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
- Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
- You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
- Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
Insulting Pick Up Lines
- A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
- Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
- There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
- Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
- I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
- Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
- Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!
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