Mean Pick Up Lines (57+) That are both Insulting Yet FUNNY!

Last updated on March 19th, 2021 at 05:00 pm

Mean Pick Up Lines are a clever way to approach people.

In the last article, we have provided you with Dumb & offensive pick up lines. Now here in this post, you are going to explore Double Meaning Pick Up Lines & some of them are hilarious.

Mean Pick Up Lines

These may be useful when chatting or a heated argument. Sometimes we are short of a word, and we don’t know what to say then. We have Pick Up Line Definition will solve the problem of any sort.

10 Short Mean Pick Up Lines

No.1#: Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

No.2#: Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

No.3#: Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

No.4#: Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

No.5#: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

No.6#: You look like trash, may I take you out?

No.7#: Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

No.8#: What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

No.9#: Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.

No.10#: You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

BEST of Mean Pick Up Lines

  • My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.
  • Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
  • For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
  • Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
  • You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
  • Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  • Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

Insulting Pick Up Lines

  • A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
  • Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
  • There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
  • Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
  • I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
  • Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
  • Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  • They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
  • Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!


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