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Anti PickUp Lines, Pickup Lines · August 24, 2020

57+ BEST Ready-to-use Anti Pick Up Lines!

Ready to use Anti Pick Up Lines for a strong reply to your opponent. When you get unpleasant comments reaction from somebody else, you need a good sort of lines in retaliation.

Anti Pick Up Lines

Anti-PickUp Lines are helpful when somebody criticizes or personally attacks you. We have coolest Funny Anti Pick Up Lines you can target hilariously without hurting other’s sentiments.

READ: 67+ Romantic Sweet Pick Up Lines

10 Short Anti Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a red light because stop.
  2. Your body would look good in my trunk.
  3. Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
  4. Your name must be trigonometry because you make me want to cry.
  5. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
  6. Shall I compare you to a summer’s day? Damn you’re hot!
  7. You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.
  8. Are there people following you?
  9. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.
  10. If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.

BEST Anti Pick Up Lines | Anti Chat Up Lines

  • How much does a Polar Bear weigh? I don’t know. About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
  • I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you, it’s diet coke.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.
  • Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
  • Are you the sun?Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
  • Your name must be Calculus Homework because I have no interest in doing you.
  • Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
  • Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that you were checking out my package.
  • Do Your feet hurt? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

Boy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar!

Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage.

  • Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
  • You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.
  • Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn’t in yours!
  • You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?
  • From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
Do I look bald?

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