40+ Savage Anti Pick Up Lines and Rizz | Azcaptions

Last updated on July 11th, 2024 at 02:57 pm

Do you want to respond to your opponent with a strong response using Anti Pick Up Lines? When you get unpleasant comments and reactions from somebody else, you need good sort of lines in retaliation.

Anti Pick Up Lines

Anti-PickUp Lines are helpful when somebody criticizes or personally attacks you. We have the coolest Funny Anti Pick Up Lines you can target hilariously without hurting other’s sentiments.

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10 Short Anti Pick Up Lines And Rizz

  • Your body would look good in my trunk.
  • Are you a red light because stop.
  • Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
  • Your name must be Trigonometry because you make me want to cry.
  • Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
  • Shall I compare you to a summer’s day? Damn, you’re hot!
  • You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.
  • Are there people following you?
  • Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.
  • If you were on a math test, I would cheat on you.


10 Funny Anti Pick Up Lines

  • Excuse me, are you a cat? Because I’m feline no chemistry between us.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Just kidding, more like a warning.
  • Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my interest.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in someone else.
  • Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest but I know it’s gonna take forever to pay you back.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But let’s face it, you’re more like a squash – kind of awkward.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
  • Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… in disinterest.
  • Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m not feeling a connection here.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. But lucky for me, time is relative, and this feels like an eternity already.

20 Best Anti Pick Up Lines for Tinder Chat

  • How much does a Polar Bear weigh? I don’t know. About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
  • I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you, it’s Diet Coke.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.
  • Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
  • Are you the sun? Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
  • Your name must be Calculus Homework because I have no interest in doing it.
  • Has a guy ever walked up to you to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
  • Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that you were checking out my package.
  • Do Your feet hurt? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

Boy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar!

Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage.

  • Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
  • You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.
  • Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn’t in yours!
  • You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?
  • From the moment I saw you, I knew I would spend the rest of my life trying to avoid you.

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