Last updated on February 11th, 2024 at 04:24 am
Do you want to respond to your opponent with a strong response using Anti Pick Up Lines? When you get unpleasant comments and reactions from somebody else, you need good sort of lines in retaliation.
Anti-PickUp Lines are helpful when somebody criticizes or personally attacks you. We have the coolest Funny Anti Pick Up Lines you can target hilariously without hurting other’s sentiments.
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10 Short Anti Pick Up Lines And Rizz
- Your body would look good in my trunk.
- Are you a red light because stop.
- Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
- Your name must be Trigonometry because you make me want to cry.
- Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
- Shall I compare you to a summer’s day? Damn, you’re hot!
- You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.
- Are there people following you?
- Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.
- If you were on a math test, I would cheat on you.
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10 Funny Anti Pick Up Lines
- Excuse me, are you a cat? Because I’m feline no chemistry between us.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Just kidding, more like a warning.
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my interest.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in someone else.
- Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest but I know it’s gonna take forever to pay you back.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But let’s face it, you’re more like a squash – kind of awkward.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… in disinterest.
- Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m not feeling a connection here.
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. But lucky for me, time is relative, and this feels like an eternity already.
20 Best Anti Pick Up Lines for Tinder Chat
- How much does a Polar Bear weigh? I don’t know. About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
- I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you, it’s Diet Coke.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.
- Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
- Are you the sun? Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
- Your name must be Calculus Homework because I have no interest in doing it.
- Has a guy ever walked up to you to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
- Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that you were checking out my package.
- Do Your feet hurt? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now
Boy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar!
Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage.
- Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
- You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.
- Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn’t in yours!
- You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?
- From the moment I saw you, I knew I would spend the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Do I look bald?
