Last updated on February 14th, 2024 at 05:11 pm
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10 Short Depressing Pick Up Lines
You’re depressed, TOO?!
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you depressed? Cause you make me want to kill myself.
I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
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Are you a black hole? Because you’ve sucked all the joy out of my universe.
Are you on a deserted island? Because being with you feels lonely and desolate.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity of gloom.
Are you a broken mirror? Because every time I see you, it feels like seven years of bad luck.
Is your name Monday? Because being with you is a constant struggle.
Are you a wilted flower? Because your presence makes everything around you droop.
If you were a novel, you’d be a tragedy with no happy ending.
Are you a rainy day? Because being with you feels like a never-ending storm.
If life were a movie, meeting you would be the plot twist I never wanted.
Are you an empty coffee cup? Because being without you leaves me drained.
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Some say you are not cute when you are sad but I don’t. I think you are still absolutely gorgeous.
Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it’ll be like you are touched by an angel.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Here’s a depressing one! Hey, girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
Hey, there seaman? Wanna… inspect ma gills?
I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you?
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Oh hi, wanna Netflix and chill me?*kill. Please release me from the prison of existence.
I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Cause I wanna take you out?
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you the means of production? ‘Cause I really wanna seize you. *Death. I want to seize death.
Can you please smile? I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams.