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10 SHORT Depressing Pick Up Lines
You’re depressed, TOO?!
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you depressed? Cause you make me want to kill my self.
I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
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Some say you are not cute when you are sad but I don’t. I think you are still absolutely gorgeous.
Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it’d be like you are touched by an angel.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Here’s a depressing one! Hey, girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
Hey, there seaman? Wanna… inspect ma gills?
I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you?
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Oh hi, wanna Netflix and chill me?*kill. Please release me from the prison of existence.
I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Cause I wanna take you out?
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you the means of production? ‘Cause I really wanna seize you. *Death. I want to seize death.
Can you please smile. I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams.
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