Top 50 Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines from Reddit (2024)

Last updated on July 11th, 2024 at 03:31 pm

Get ready to spice up your holiday get-together with the most hilarious and heartwarming Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines that will have your crush or someone special falling in love with you faster than a turkey roasting in the oven.

Every year in the month of November Thanksgiving Day celebrates (Thu, 23 Nov, 2023) the harvest and other blessings of the previous year in the United States or some other countries. With following witty and festive Thanksgiving pickup lines that are funny, cheesy, and dirty, you’ll be able to create lasting memories at a family reunion or simply add some flavor to your celebration.

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Our day was filled with opportunities to meet old and new friends at home or on occasion. The best way to exchange words with someone is to have ready-to-say lines, so explore these heartwarming yet Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines from Reddit.

10 Short Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

I’m a real master baster.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
How about we skip the turkey and go straight to the desert?
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Hey, babe, I heard you got a wishbone for me.
I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
Are you here for the breast or thighs?

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines | Turkey Pick Up Lines

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
I have a thing for butterballs.
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
I can give you something to really be thankful for!
I have a thing for butterballs. I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment ….. halftime.
No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
So, technically we’re not blood-related, right? Because those juicy breasts are making me hungry!

Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines | Dirty

I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Did you want the breast?
My corn always wears a husk.
The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting!
Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?

15 More Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Is your name Pumpkin? Because you’re pie-perfect in every way!
Do you believe in love at first bite? Let’s share a slice of pumpkin pie and find out.
Are you a sweet potato? Because you’re the sweetest thing at this Thanksgiving table.
Are you a Thanksgiving turkey? Because you’ve got me all stuffed with feelings for you.
If you were a side dish, you’d be the mashed potatoes, because you’re simply irresistible.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I’d love to find my way back to your heart.
Are you the gravy on my mashed potatoes? Because you make everything better.
Let’s be like cranberry sauce and get a little closer this Thanksgiving.
I must be a pilgrim because I’m thankful to have met you.
Are you a cornucopia? Because you bring an abundance of joy into my life.
If you were a wishbone, I’d make a wish to spend this Thanksgiving with you.
Do you have a recipe for love? Because our chemistry is cooking up something special.
You must be the star of the Thanksgiving parade because you’ve captured my heart’s attention.
Your smile is as warm as a cozy Thanksgiving fire. Mind if I join you by the hearth of your heart?
Are you made of brown sugar and spice? Because you’re everything nice and make this Thanksgiving twice as delightful.