40 Sizzling Vampire Pick Up Lines Funny for Scary Images!

Last updated on November 23rd, 2023 at 06:56 am

These Vampire Pick up Lines are inspired by characters we have seen in movies, television shows, etc. Vampires are undead creatures, according to traditional beliefs, they consume human blood.

Vampire Pick Up Lines

Many Hollywood films are based on vampire stories we have been hearing since childhood. Whether they exist or not nobody knows.

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Based on the assumption from old books, the filmmakers try to portray the characters, how they look like, what they eat, their behavior & more. The following collection inspired by movie characters like Twilight, horror serials, and Vampire Diaries pick up lines that you can easily connect.

15 SHORT Vampire Pick Up Lines

SHORT Vampire Pick Up Lines
  1. I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
  2. Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
  3. How about joining me for a bite?
  4. Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.
  5. Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite?
  6. I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
  7. I can really suck the life out of you.
  8. Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?
  9. Is there room for two in your coffin?
  10. I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
  11. Give me a sketchbook baby, because I want to draw your blood.
  12. I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
  13. Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.
  14. Is it true that lady vampires really know how to suck?
  15. I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.


Vampire Diaries Pick Up Lines

  • Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?
  • Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.
  • I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
  • Can I be your maker? I’ll show you a life like you’ve never dreamed.
  • If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A’s.
  • What your sexiness is making me want to whip out is not a crucifix.
  • I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love and instead, I want your beautiful heart.
  • You can suck for my love if you are still thirsty from drinking these lovely cranberry vodkas.
  • Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you because you are so beautiful.
  • You may feel like a hungry vampire if you are suddenly thirsty for love and passion right now.
  • Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.
  • They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest of me tastes?
Vampire Diaries Pick Up Lines
  • Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?
  • Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?
  • That’s a nice-looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.
  • It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
  • If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
  • It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

Funny Vampire PickUp Lines

  • You have permission to enter me anytime.
  • You look good enough to eat.
  • Do you want to go out for a bite?
  • Are you just happy to see me or are those your fangs?
  • There’s a hunger in me that I’ve never felt in my whole life.
  • You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.
  • Despite being a real devil in the sheets, I’m a vampire in the streets.
  • You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow, it really did!
  • Let me make your heart beat again.
Funny Vampire PickUp Lines
  • If you let me, I’ll show you a bloody good time. Because you sound English.
  • You look dead sexy. Literally.
  • I’m a 500-year-old cougar And the best you’ll ever have.
  • You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
  • I prefer the real thing, so I’ll buy you a steak sandwich with a bloody Mary.

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