MOTIVATIONAL 37+ Yoga Pick Up Lines Funny, Dirty, & More

Through Yoga we can cure many ailments, proper yoga exercises daily can save you from diseases and makes you fit and active. To make your daily Yoga fun and entertaining, you must check out Yoga Pick Up Lines perfect fit for pics related to exercise.

Doing proper pranayama and meditation the only thing needed is yoga pants and comfortable mats. Light Yoga’s in the morning with an empty stomach daily will do wonders for your mind and body. People are getting benefitted by doing simple exercises, make a habit if you want to stay healthy.

Yoga Pick Up Lines

Make a routine daily if not started yet, yoga is a panacea for many diseases. We have compiled motivational Yoga Pick-up Lines funny for different yoga positioning, also share it with friends and colleagues.

10 Short Yoga Pick Up Lines

Do your practice and I am coming…

I find my core strength in you.

I bet you’re really flexible.

I love your sexy moan when you stretch.

Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?

I can’t even touch my toes.

Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson some time?

Looking for Mr. Right? I have great core strength.

I love your energy.

BEST Yoga Pick Up Lines

Every muscle in your body is beautiful.

I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.

Can I Get in your yoga pants sometime?

I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.

I hope your into yoga, because your going to get a good stretch tonight.

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.

Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!

Any day you are free, you can put that chakrasana here inside me.

I bet you’re really flexible.

The way you are doing yoga right now, I bet you are really flexible in bed, let me see that.

I have tons of poses we can try and I promise you’d be sweaty in each one of them.

You are going to get some good stretching tonight so be ready to tackle that.

There is a universal flow within me, can you feel it flowing inside you?

The first moment I saw your pants, I knew I have to get it off you and see what’s inside.

I can think of an activity that’ll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class…

We can both be doing pigeons or we can try planking, I’ll come either way.

I will try my best to go across that bridge of yours, just wait for me on the other side.

If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake.

I do yoga so I look better naked. Care to see my progress?

Yoga Pick Up Lines FUNNY, Dirty

Yoga Pick Up Lines FUNNY

You are SO strong and flexible, I can’t believe it.

Do you like yoga? Coz yoganna like me.

My Cobra stance isn’t the main thing that is rising upward.

So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?

I hope you’re into yoga, cause you’re gonna get a good stretch tonight!

Looking for Mr. Right? I have great core strength.

I want to stretch with you.

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

Ommmm… let’s meet up in our spirit form.

So I couldn’t help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

I want to see you do yoga. Can I watch you?

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class.

Keep calm and touch your toes for me.

My Cobra pose isn’t the only thing that’s rising upward.

Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?

So…do you work out?

Nama’stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

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