37 Lesbian Pick Up lines Funny from Reddit, Titok, & Wattpad

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Lesbian jokes pickup lines are great for starting an interesting conversation between Lesbians and Gays. The combinations have been made to suit lesbians and gays alike. The following collection is sure to be a pleasure to explore.

10 SHORT Lesbian Pick Up lines

• Have you met me?

• Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?

• So you’re still Straight?

• Do you mind if I push in your stool?

• Can I ride your joystick?

• Your face or mine?

• I saved you a seat…on my face.

• Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?

• Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

• Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

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Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let’s look and see!

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

I’ll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle.

If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Vampires won’t be the only thing I’m slaying tonight.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?

Is your name Katniss? Because you’re sparking a rebellion in my district.

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

I like you, you like me. Let’s get together and not make a family.

Hey, I’m bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?

I’m not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad ass up.

We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.