50+ Incredible Table Tennis Pick Up Lines (Updated)

Last updated on January 6th, 2025 at 08:11 am

Find the impressive compilation of tennis pick up lines for boys and girls that are hilarious that you won’t want to miss. Tennis is a beautiful game that can be played one-on-one, and doubles are played between two players from each team.

The interesting game of Tennis has sometimes heated arguments, passes on r-rated lines, and based on that we have compiled inappropriate tennis puns that suit your picture.

You must try these funny table tennis pick up lines if you have a girlfriend who plays tennis or is a die-hard fan of the sport. Some are from Reddit that are good pickup lines to flirt with your girlfriend.

Tennis Pick Up Lines

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Short Tennis Pick Up Lines

  • You must be a paddle because you’ve got me spinning. 🎾💕
  • Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you.
  • Are you a table tennis match? Because my heart is racing. 🏓💘
  • I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.
  • You’re the net to my ping pong game—I can’t play without you. 🏓😍
  • Do you know what else is a nice match? You and me.
  • Smash or pass? In tennis, I’ll do both. 🔄❤️
  • I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.
  • You must be a rally because I don’t want this back-and-forth to ever end. 🏓💖
  • So, what’s your favorite stroke?
  • Are you a table tennis table? Because you’re the foundation of my game. 🎾❤️
  • You must be a smash because you hit me right in the feels. 🏓💕
  • If you will be my racket, I’ll be your ball. Serve me.
  • Are you a ping pong ball? Because you’ve got me bouncing back for more. 🏓❤️
  • You’re like a perfect shot—impossible to resist. 🏓💘
  • Care to knock a few balls with me?
  • Are you a spin serve? Because you’ve got my head turning. 🔄💖
  • Are you a ping pong match? Because you’ve got my heart rallying. 🏓💖
  • You’re like my paddle grip—I can’t let go of you. 🎾💘
  • Are you a double match? Because we’re the perfect team. 🏓❤️
  • I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
  • You must be the ping to my pong because we’re a perfect pair. 🏓💕
  • I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.
  • Are you a serve? Because you just aced my heart. 🎾💕

Table Tennis Pick Up Lines and Puns for Him, Her

  • Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me.
  • I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.
  • Do you want to be my doubles partner for life?
  • So, what’s your favorite stroke?
  • Wanna play some tennis? I got one racket and two balls.
  • You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
  • I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.
  • Babe trust me the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.
  • I have been looking for a perfect doubles partner all my life. Finally, I found you.
  • For you, I will always let my score be love because I love you.
  • Girl gets rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
  • Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.
  • Babe trust me, the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.
  • You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
  • Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
  • I have shown you my balls. Would you show me yours?
  • Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?
  • Trust me, the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.
  • I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
  • That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside.
  • Darling like I always tell my doubles partner in this sport, I have got you covered… Always.
  • Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
  • I’m happy to fetch your balls for you. You hit them as hard as you like.
  • If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.
  • Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you.
  • Do you want to watch a demonstration of what a good match? Watch me tonight?
  • Hey darling. I have got lots of balls at home. Want to come with me and try them?
  • Tennis is not only the game I am good at. I am also good in that game your thinking. Want to try?
  • I do not mind fetching all these balls for you just so I could spend all these time with you.

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